Thursday, February 3, 2011

Tattle wattle

Basic background, I have been detected to suffer from Neurocysticercosis ie some worms went and shit in my head. And gave me auditory hallucinations. Home since 2 weeks and if nothing else, boredom is sending me to the edge. This is a midnight chatter with my best buddy. We yap. A lot. Usually nonsense. Its fun.

[ED]
ah your brain caccooned em to death..
deadly embrace a all that
ey
?

[Me]
yes. now only if we cud you know shake them n pull off from the ears
my earwax cud also get cleaned

[ED]
ah.. hteir badroos are making life miserable for u

[Me]
very.
badroos?

[ED]
badroo
evil ghoast

[Me]
ohhh...haan. them evil souls :(:(

[ED]
pre-sisely
good pn
pun

[Me]
so should i be sure that its the meds thats is making me soppy?

[ED]
yeh
it has to be that
i mean hte evil worms are dead

[Me]
and haunting my hollow skully

[ED]
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Me]
doggy pics again?

[ED]
no ghoasts in skulls wiht pretensions of singling talents

[Me]
i was just making sure
these sympathies are for me alone
lot sympathies given?

[ED]
who?
has been given u symphaties

[Me]
no one
NO ONE

[ED]
but that is just plain wrong!

[Me]
i have been wronged. always.

[ED]
at least u dont suffer from bad hand-eye co-ordination
i accidently found myself on u tube
:(:(

[Me]
your vid up there?
i wear glasses for some reason. i m 3/4th blind.

[ED]
yeah
just shared it on fb

[Me]
no title
its going on a sorry page on hat
that*

[ED]
uff.. what is wrong
i cant seem to share anything
i am soo wronged
even by FB

[Me]
gimme the link here
gimme the link here. chat doesnt confuse u, yet :P:P

[ED]
i wil try again
fresh video

[Me]
what are u doing in those vids?

[ED]
03:11
there.. i did it again
showing the world how bad my hnd eye co-ordination is

[Me]
ohh you playing with them guns!

[ED]
not playiing woman!
shooting
tats the elite police commando training acadamy
an the chap holding me liternally in his arms while i shoot is a commando instructor
notice. that h refuses to let me go while i shoot
an that i m the last person to cease fire
:(:(

[Me]
he had man crush on you?

[ED]
naaah.. he is scared of me wiht a gun in my hand
no one htere requires a keeper. accept for me

[Me]
that sounds so wrong :P:P

[ED]
:(:(
bawwwl

[Me]
aww come on now. u r a sweetheart. he just din want you hurt

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV0FW4sOKcU&NR=1

[Me]
what is this?
huhn

[ED]
it is nice
one thing wrong with it though

[Me]
you with guns?

[ED]
nopes
I am not there at at all

[Me]
its horizontal n not vertical

[ED]
:(:(

[Me]
ah. then i dont see it.

[ED]
but the song is good

[Me]
song.

[ED]
though how can pak guns have a song without me is beyond my comprehension

[Me]
what song.

[ED]
the one i just showed u

[Me]
why a song
n on that its an Indian song!
Pakgun playing Indian song
how unpatriotic!

[ED]
worse.. I am not there..
can u imagine the monstrosity of the injustice

[Me]
you saved ur face
with those heavy uncles
you wudnt be seen

[ED]
what i ask u. what is the point of been member extraordinair. an having 3376 posys
posts
the guy in the looong black leater overcoat
is the man who created pak guns

[Me]
i am not going thru the horror
the vid will be closed

[ED]
an that huuuuuuuge hairy mullah took me out shooting when e found out i was in lahore and depressed
a nice mullah.. gotta b an oxymoron
(though he does send me perverted jokes at sporodic intervels)

[Me]
see. mullahs have a thing for you

[ED]
yeah in hte range wali video.. he is also standing next to me when i shoot

[Me]
he is in love with you!

[ED]
he has his kids with him
an his BMO wife as well

[Me]
BMO?

[ED]
black moving object

[Me]
ohhhh
n he is in white always?

[ED]
always an alwasy an always
quite a black an white couple u know

[Me]
do u love him back?

[ED]
SHUDDER

[Me]
:P:P :P:P
he is a good mullah as u said

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXLgSzeXEY&NR=1
I m wpndering somewhere in the back ground

[Me]
that last song is buzzing in my head
dont give my worms more records to play

[ED]
break the records
break em
beter still break the player as well

[Me]
that wud be my skull :/:/
u want to break me head?

ED is offline.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

iRant

i come here only to rant. when i dont have anyone to bugger. its that time. or maybe i am PMSing. Could be the reason. Why the f*ck i need to rely on people, to listen to me or be my support system. Its so lame. I know it but i do the same. Humans don't learn and all that jazz.
Been home since a week. I am missing work. Missing it a lot. I am not used to being home for so long. Being on a vacation is different but staying home due to an illness, it sucks balls. Turns out i have Neurocysticercosis. No big deal but i have to stay at home for another week. I want to bang my head against some wall. Meds for 2 years! Kill me already someone!
I hope i wont be cursing myself for being so lousy once i return back to work.
Baah.